Friday, April 23, 2010

First Inductee into the "Best Lines" Hall of Fame

Said Cowboys owner Jerry Jones of WR Dez Bryant's issues with punctuality, "We had a president that couldn't get there on time a lot, Bill Clinton. Seriously. But boy, when he got there, he brought the wood."

1 comment:

Andy said...

Dear Hammer, As two of your three international fans,
we would like to hear your views on tonight's big Swiss Hockey Series Finale.
The Geneva Servette Eagles have fought back from a 3-1 deficit to tie the series at 3-3.
I think I sent you one of the beautiful goals fron game two, where thomas de bruns lifted the puck
like a lacrosse player and stuffed it into the top corner.

We will call in from the Clubhouse Bar in Geneva during tonights romp versus Bern!!
Allez Servette!
Your loyal swiss fans,
Carlos Jakosa and Andre Keller